Penname: Artamiss Caine [Contact]

Real name: Artamiss Caine

Member Since: October 24 2011

Membership status: Member

Bio:

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....about me...I live south of nowhere, just fifteen minutes east of desperation....Oh you want something a little more non-fictional.. Ok, I'm a 26 yr old mom of two. Attended FSU!!!! Yes, I bleed garnet and gold. I love life with my kids and hubby. Reading and writing are large parts of my soul. I'd go crazy if I didn't put the voices in my head down on paper. :) I hope you enjoy my stories as much as I enjoy writing them. Oh, and I'm also on The Twitter follow my mindless ramblings... http://www.twitter.com/artamisscaine


 


Update: April 10, 2014


 


While I am home recuperating from surgery, I have decided to go ahead with Nerds On Words. The first review has been posted. http://nerdsonwords.webs.com/ Check out the sight when you get a


chance. 


 


 


Update: April 16, 2014


 


Nerds on Words has moved!! I finally got blogger to cooperate and it is doing the most right now. I know I said that about webs...but I feel like we will reach a bigger audience with Blogger that and it links directly to my google+ account and gmail making responding easier. Remember that the email for NOW is Thenerdsonwords@gmail.com and the new site is www.nerdsonwords.blogspot.com



Beta-reader: Yes
On Hiatus: No

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[Reviews - 304]
Summary:

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Taylor Mooreland has more than her share of problems. Her mother's an irresponsible dreamer who's more interested in floating from audition to audition than she is in paying her bills. So, Taylor's got to keep the ship afloat, taking care of her little brother and working to help pay the bills while she's going to school. And if life wasn't difficult enough, now she's gotten herself into quite the mess with a guy who thinks she's a man.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 16
Completed:Yes
Word count: 48727
Read Count: 115250
Published: January 15 2009
Updated: June 09 2013


Title: Chapter 13: Thirteen

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! That is all I can say for now. The tension and frustration are amaze balls!!!!!!!! ok so i did have more to say but let me repeat in case you forget...waaaaaaaahhhhh??

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 24 2012

Title: Chapter 12: Twelve

So excited you are back! I can't wait to read more. Admittedly, I had to go back and read the last chapter to figure why Christian had a stick up his ass but that's to be expected. 

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed
Date: July 28 2012

Title: Chapter 16: Author's Note

I just want you to know that I have had an unhealthy obsession with this story. It was beautiful and wonderfully written. Thank you for sharing it with us!!! 



Author's Response:

I know I've kept you guys hanging a lot and I appreciate that you made it this far. Thank you for that and your kind words. :)

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 09 2013

Title: Chapter 14: Fourteen

crap..... I want to cry soooooo bad!!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 01 2013

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Summary:

*** This story will be removed for editing in preparation for publication. ***

Kendra Dentaris is scared of her luck. At twenty-nine, she's the head graphic designer of a popular gaming website, the brand-new owner of a gorgeous downtown condo, and independent to the bone. And she may be in a relationship that's actually going somewhere. That's if Chase McGuire would stop cheating on her.

According to her best friend Prince, he's totally going to propose. That had to be why he invited her out to a remote village out in western Pennsylvania for the weekend. But Kendra takes a wrong turn and the life she knew before literally disappears.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Friendship, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dark Fic, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 48
Completed:No
Word count: 51365
Read Count: 168125
Published: September 28 2010
Updated: August 25 2014


Title: Chapter 41: Chapter 40

Awesome update! Love it so much! Cant wait for more

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 08 2012

Title: Chapter 45: Chapter 44

Shit shit shit shit shit and double shit....just for good measure...Fuckity Fucking Fuck! That is all. 



Author's Response:

THIS had me cracking up!

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Date: February 14 2014

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 273]
Summary:

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"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”- Henry Kissinger

 

In the game of social politics not everyone has power and some don’t understand the power they wield. The power to make and break lives rest in the hands of one man but be careful, he is always watching.

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dubcon, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 18
Completed:No
Word count: 36415
Read Count: 68882
Published: December 14 2010
Updated: November 09 2012


Title: Chapter 16: The Bargain

I spent my afternoon reading this incredible story! A total gem and I love it! 

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 05 2012

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[Reviews - 476]
Summary:

 

The Scar

 

The Scar on her face....could never match the one on her heart. 

 

Kick ass Banner by the great Valhalla!! 

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Family
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Rape, Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 17
Completed:No
Word count: 53873
Read Count: 69311
Published: February 14 2011
Updated: June 28 2017


Title: Chapter 12: Black Beauty

Holy crap? Where the hell have I been? This is so mint! Here's to hoping you will update!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 03 2012

Title: Chapter 14: Brave New World

Bless you for updating twice in one night. so glad to have this back!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 15 2012

Rated: Members ONLY: 17 and Older
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[Reviews - 478]
Summary:

TLAL 

It happened one night. No biggie. Right?

Until Moliere Baker realizes her one night with Simon Ford has repercussions that affect not only them and those they care about, but a brand new life as well . . .

Now there's a wedding approaching and time to come clean is running out. Is there enough love between two friends to last a lifetime once the secret's out?

Gorgeous Banner by Valhalla



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Challenges: Spring Baby-Fic Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 17
Completed:No
Word count: 50743
Read Count: 78526
Published: March 27 2011
Updated: May 01 2016


Title: Chapter 13: Man Eater

update plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 29 2011

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[Reviews - 323]
Summary:

 

You have had life mapped out at a young age. Get into a performance arts college. Own your own dance studio and stay away from boys.... But what happens when you meet the love of your life?  Then come to find out he has a girlfriend? But, he has eyes for only you...

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 30
Completed:No
Word count: 181242
Read Count: 79649
Published: April 05 2011
Updated: December 24 2017


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Feeling You

Don't feel bad about the reviews. I think that they are having an emotional response rather than an actual critique. I think what they are saying is that there needs to be a ponit of catharsis for Justin. He can't just jump from Stacey to his soulmate because the relationship won't make sense and the readers won't believe it. I get they are teenage dumbasses but the relationship has to make sense even if it is on a dysfunctional level. Right now it is not showing that..nothing editing can't fix. Sometimes we get so attached to our work that we don't see that some parts.may drag on and on. Its not to say that the work is bad, just that it needs reorganization. No matter how young, we all have breaking points and usually girls reach it before boys at that age. I think that is what your readers mean by it is getting boring. I just don't think they are seeing it with a critical eye.

I hope this helped. :)

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 02 2012

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Summary:

For married author Dove Morgan, the trip to the big city was the first in a series of things she never thought she'd do. 

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 18
Completed:No
Word count: 44246
Read Count: 28737
Published: July 27 2011
Updated: April 08 2012


Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 15

First of all allow me to apologize profusely. I have been remiss in my duties as a Chamber reader and I feel like an utter ass for not having read this earlier. You are more than a writer...A total lyricist and its a crime and mean as hell to leave us hanging for so long!!! I don't just love this, I LUUUUUUUURRRRRVVVE this LOL. Desperately awaiting the next update. 

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Date: April 14 2012

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Summary:

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                                                                                     (Banner by Missus James)

 

Lucas Spaulding waited three years before he could claim his woman his mother brought into their privilaged home. She swore that she would never leave, now it looks like she needs to be reminded who she belongs to. she's on notice. Lucas is on the hunt and he doesn't intend to play fair.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Challenges: Chains & Whips Excite Me
Series: The Alphas of Spaulding Inc.
Chapters: 12
Completed:No
Word count: 41598
Read Count: 72713
Published: August 17 2011
Updated: July 26 2012


Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Hell, forget you being needy, I am the needy one here with all my begging!! ROFLMAO!!! Perfecto as usual. I do believe that you have assuaged my appetite for now. LOL. This was a great chapter with my favoite usual clean writing that I have come to expect from you. I love how you keep me guessing on what the hell is going to happen next.

LOVE IT!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 02 2012

Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I can't speculate because I am busy trying to get my hand around the fact that there is no next button! I keep wondering if I close my eyes and hit the refresh button, will the next button magically appear!!! I can feel the crackhead itch coming on!!! LOL! 

On a serious note, who doesn't have typos. You have VERY FEW! Your writing is very clean and consistent and I LURVE that!  The language is descriptive and active rather than passive and I LURVE that...I just LURVE this story  and can't wait for more!! Great job and good luck!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 27 2012

Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Another just for the hell of it!

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Date: April 27 2012

Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Cast Pics

LMAO So I just read a review that said to make up your mind on his name....as fine as that man is I don't give a damn if he wants me to call him "Grand Master of all Three Legged Unicorn Pinky Toes"!! ROFLMAO!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 05 2012

Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

You are one baaaad mama jamma! You are officially one of my SHEROES!!! If I could give you a bajillion rating stars then I would. Don't be surprised if I just pop up with ratings without a comment for the hell of it!



Author's Response:

You are too funny!  I can't wait to get the next few chapters out so I can still back and let the story tell itself. 

 

Thanks for rating but don't break the button because chpt 11 will be a doozy. (I hope :l  ).

CL

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 05 2012

Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Who can be mad at such brilliance? Great chapter as always!!!!!

Author's Response:

this is me blushing .....  You are too kind.  But seriously, can't wait to put part I of their story to bed.  Gabe keeps calling me.

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Date: June 07 2012

Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

You most definitely succeeded in making this chapter the best it could be. I truly appreciate all of the dimensions in this chapter.

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Date: July 26 2012

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 153]
Summary:

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In the Sedetian Empire a Dashenka male rules with absolute power. While the female is taught submission and obeisance. And humans are nothing more than slaves. It is within this society that half-breed Aria Skal is born and must learn to accept if she has any hope surviving.  But survival seems nearly impossible when she discovers that her Vadar has sold her to the highest bidder, the son of the Ruling Male.

Oren Di-Lor is a cruel and overbearing male who hates the very air Aria breathes. He is her newly acquired mate and the bane of her existence. 

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Action-Adventure , Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dubcon, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 9
Completed:No
Word count: 41889
Read Count: 31774
Published: August 23 2011
Updated: October 15 2012


Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

I know I am not the only one telling you this but I AM SO GLAD YOU UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 15 2012

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Summary:

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Tara does something she never thought she'd do, save one of the living dead. Now she's being hunted by the Authority. Eric is the only one who can protect her-that's if she agrees to give him what he wants in return.

Takes place during S4E9 Let's Get Out of Here. JUICY LEMONS! Tara/Eric with a little Sam/Tara and Alcide/Tara flirting on the side (just because I can't resist a little Tam and Talcide)



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Tara Thornton
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Action-Adventure , Drama, Erotica, Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dark Fic, Dubcon, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Racism, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Spring Baby-Fic Challenge, Deep, dark, and mysterious
Series: None
Chapters: 18
Completed:Yes
Word count: 76043
Read Count: 47317
Published: August 28 2011
Updated: September 08 2015


Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - Body Language

Another brilliant chapter!!!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 09 2012

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 574]
Summary:

 

 

Mal has wanted her since the first night they met. CoCo has been fighting her instant attraction from day one. Will past dirty deeds keep these two from the one thing they both need...each other.

DISCLAIMER: All publically recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. (ME!!) The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

ME&U is an original work of fiction please do not copy or post this story to any other websites.

ME&U © 2011 by C.E. Givens (Elizablu)

###DUE TO A FUCKING THIEF KALANI ZOLDYCK, I TOOK MY STORIES DOWN###



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: Kitten's Bed & Bath
Chapters: 4
Completed:No
Word count: 9674
Read Count: 127046
Published: September 02 2011
Updated: September 22 2014


Title: ME&U

I told you I get distracted everytime I read your work! Elephant legs and Pink-bootied monkeys!!! I LOVE IT!!



Author's Response:

LMAO...So glad that you love it. Thanks for reading.

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 02 2012

Title: ME&U

WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy overdue....great job as usual!



Author's Response:

LOL...very much overdue. Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 11 2012

Title: ME&U

I need a new update like I need air!!!!!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 08 2014

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Summary:

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Tyler could count on one hand the number of attempted, but failed relationships that he had; had. It was getting to the point that he just was ready to give up on finding love or the right person he could give his entire self to. Most of the women he had a relationship with didn't last long not because they didn't want it, they just couldn't handle his faults or flaws. Tyler Hollis had a secret an extremely large secret that over the years, he had learned how to control to an extent, but at some point in the relationship, it would become the topic of conversation and downhill the relationships would go. He was looking for that one special woman that wouldn't mind them; he wasn't sure if she was the one, but the way he was feeling about her he wanted to make her the one. It wasn't very many women he had wanted in his thirty-eight years, but her he felt he couldn't live without.

♥ ஒ Love ஒ ♥...

Kayla had only had two real relationships in her life, okay let's be honest one and she wasn't even sure that was the real thing. It had been over seven years ago. She had always focused on her career, she was what they called a workaholic, her best friends India and Traci would tell her she was sexually deprived, that she needed to started living before she woke up one morning and life had passed her bye. However, never in her right mind did she think she would be in a predicament like this, it was totally out of her character to let something like this happen, and to let it happen like this. It was overwhelming more like surreal an impulsive act, or so she thought. Could it have been a calculating move on his part or was it just something that happened to happen. But if they both were completely honest with themselves it had been building ever since that faithful snowy morning.

♥ ஒ Love ஒ ♥...

Disclaimer: There is no Copyright Infringement intended. The names and characters in this story are of my own creation, so any similarities to any person or person's in this story dead or alive fictional or non-fictional is purely coincidental. Any and all recognizable characters involved in the images are solely owned and the property of their respective owners or by an unknown developer THAT IS NOT ME!! I do not own it/them and will not make money on them. The author of this story is in no way associated with the franchise/franchises of any creators, producer, owner or any media that may be used along with this story.

© Kaleah, 2011.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: Male/Female, Original
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 47
Completed:Yes
Word count: 218680
Read Count: 113895
Published: October 03 2011
Updated: January 01 2013


Title: Chapter 7: He Will Never Love Me Like You Do

me likey him rough!!! lol.. does that make me weird?

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 05 2012

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.