Penname: Artamiss Caine [Contact]

Real name: Artamiss Caine

Member Since: October 24 2011

Membership status: Member

Bio:

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....about me...I live south of nowhere, just fifteen minutes east of desperation....Oh you want something a little more non-fictional.. Ok, I'm a 26 yr old mom of two. Attended FSU!!!! Yes, I bleed garnet and gold. I love life with my kids and hubby. Reading and writing are large parts of my soul. I'd go crazy if I didn't put the voices in my head down on paper. :) I hope you enjoy my stories as much as I enjoy writing them. Oh, and I'm also on The Twitter follow my mindless ramblings... http://www.twitter.com/artamisscaine


 


Update: April 10, 2014


 


While I am home recuperating from surgery, I have decided to go ahead with Nerds On Words. The first review has been posted. http://nerdsonwords.webs.com/ Check out the sight when you get a


chance. 


 


 


Update: April 16, 2014


 


Nerds on Words has moved!! I finally got blogger to cooperate and it is doing the most right now. I know I said that about webs...but I feel like we will reach a bigger audience with Blogger that and it links directly to my google+ account and gmail making responding easier. Remember that the email for NOW is Thenerdsonwords@gmail.com and the new site is www.nerdsonwords.blogspot.com



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On Hiatus: No

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Summary:

When Annalese Evans agrees to serve as medical staff abroad a corporately owned space station, she finds herself involved in an illicit relationship with the chief researcher and leader of their small team, Dr. Jackson Franco.  With the exception of periodic flares in Dr. Franco’s anger and his ego, all is well with their four-man crew—that is until they rescue a stranded cosmonaut who brings to bear the past Annalese thought she’d left behind.  With his arrival, it soon becomes frighteningly clear that not everyone on board is who they claim to be.  

When Annalese is forced to decide which man to trust, will she choose the man with whom she has shared her bed, or the stranger with the face of the man with whom she once shared her heart?

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Psychological, Romance, Science Fiction , Suspense
Story Status: On hiatus indefinitely
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed:No
Word count: 9174
Read Count: 2708
Published: August 04 2014
Updated: September 21 2014


Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1 - The Tempest

I am excited for this! It is fresh and new but that is nothing that you are stranger to. :)



Author's Response:

Thanks Artamiss Caine!

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Date: August 05 2014

Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2 - Commander and Chief

I have no words to encompass the brevity of your talent woman....give me a few days and I may find some. :)



Author's Response:

Aawww, thanks Artamiss!

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Date: September 07 2014

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Summary:

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your family.  



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 25
Completed:No
Word count: 87982
Read Count: 45726
Published: April 06 2015
Updated: February 14 2019


Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22

Yay!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed
Date: July 24 2017

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Summary:

Sequel to "Love, God & Ultimatums"



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Rape, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 38
Completed:No
Word count: 227600
Read Count: 78667
Published: July 03 2015
Updated: May 09 2021


Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 - Rite of Possession

I am your devoted reading slave!!!!!!!!

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Date: May 07 2016

Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Missing Pieces

I love these two with all my .....ok most of my heart....you know who I am saving a special place for....but that's another story lol. I am working hard for you and your words and updates keep me motivated!!!



Author's Response:

Lol!  I haven't forgotten about your Joschka.  I'll work my way back to him eventually.  In the meantime, I'm exited to see what you've been working on.  I'll be here, waiting patiently...sort of.  Thanks Artamiss Caine!!!

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Date: July 18 2015

Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 - Surprise, Surprise

Life!!!!!!!!!



Author's Response:

Thanks Artamiss Caine!!!!!!!!!

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Date: June 16 2016

Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 - Tug of War

This made me cry AND late for work! Thanks!! 😁😁



Author's Response:

You're welcome ; )  Thanks Artamiss Caine!!!

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Date: September 28 2018

Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 - Angles

Can I punch the heffa in her clit? That's what she needs.



Author's Response:

Lol!!!  You have my and Diya's blessing.

Thanks, Artamiss Caine!

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Date: November 04 2018

Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - In the End (The Last Supper Part II)

You had no right t make me cry!! Fix it!

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Date: November 19 2018

Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35 - Seconds from Disaster

My heart is breaking πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯



Author's Response:

There, there, Artamiss. There, there.

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Date: May 08 2020

Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 - Who You Love

Don't......nope nope!!! You know that usually I am all for your shenanigans....I cant handle it today. Diya needs to merc that hoe like yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A small cap in Brand's fine meaty ass wouldn't hurt either!!!!! I need them both FUBAR asap!!!



Author's Response:

LMAO!!!  Give it time.  You just might get your wish. 

Thanks, Artamiss Caine!!!

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Date: March 10 2019

Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30 - Who I Thought I Knew

This hurt.......kick him in the balls!!! Make him hurt like I hurt!!!

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Date: August 17 2019

Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32 - More Than Words

You had better not focus on anything else!!! I mean......please don't give up on this. They give me such life and are one of my all time favorite couples. I have missed this and your other works. If you need to step away for a time then come back to it (though I hope not) then I would prefer that. You are an amazing author and I can't wait to see what comes next for BRIYA...yes they have a ship name...its official so they have to find up together. Miss you!



Author's Response:

Aw, Artamiss, I miss you too!

Lol! Briya are still giving me hell.  But I love them and refuse to give up.  Not yet, anyway.  I owe them and y'all an ending.

Thanks so much for the vote of confidence and extraordinarily kind words.  It, like your work, is very much appreciated : )

 

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Date: February 05 2020

Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33 - Them or Me

Why??????? This was supposed to be a valentine's day reunion....why send me to work even more heart broken? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭



Author's Response:

Lol! I know! And it only gets worse.

I'll go ahead and extend my sincere apologies now.

Thanks, Artamiss Caine!!! : D

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Date: February 17 2020

Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37 - Leave of Absence

Back to Brandon..where she belongs.. right in time for Valentine's Day. The end πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ😁😁😁



Author's Response:

Lol! You know I can't make it that easy. Thanks Artamiss! Miss you and your work. 

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 10 2021

Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38 - Odd Woman Out

Please, please, please, please. Please no regrets!!!



Author's Response:

You know who you're talking to, right?

Lol! Thanks Artamiss Caine!!!

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Date: May 10 2021

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Summary:

 

Thoroughly revised and reuploaded!

 

Willow Carter is a plus-sized girl with lots of attitude and very low self-esteem. When her mother and oler sister force her to jog to slim down for her sister's wedding, she is attacked by a madman and rescued by a savior. But just because a man saves your life doesn't mean you should trust him. Soon she throws herself into a thrilling game of cat and mouse that brings more pain than pleasure and puts everyone she loves in harm's way.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Action-Adventure , Drama, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: Muse went on vacation, no idea when it will be back
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dark Fic, Graphic Violence, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 28
Completed:No
Word count: 90171
Read Count: 301592
Published: October 04 2015
Updated: April 17 2021


Title: Chapter 18: Monster's Wife

Nope nope nope....you leave this chapter just as it is!!!!!!!!!

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Date: May 29 2016

Title: Chapter 7: Cold, Hard, Rough

:) :O :) O :)



Author's Response:

:D

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Date: October 05 2015

Title: Chapter 24: A First Time for Everything

GROCERIES!!!

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Date: November 27 2017

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Summary:

Banner


COMPLETELY UPDATED


(Chapter 19,  20, & Epilogue uploaded as of 12/19/2018)


Growing up in a southern town like Glenmount, Alabama was never easy for Mercy Stovall especially if your personal demon eventually grow up to be 6'4'' and over 200 lbs. Then one night at a Halloween party, everything changed. It all started with one spanking and spiraled downward from there.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Kink, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 22
Completed:Yes
Word count: 73730
Read Count: 113671
Published: November 03 2015
Updated: December 19 2018


Title: Chapter 22: His

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! As always, you never disappoint!

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Date: December 20 2018

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Summary:

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa363/intellectual_titmouse/hero%20-%20IT_zpsvxu85ldm.jpg

 

One Night Will Change Their Lives Forever.

 

Sexy Banner by Elizablu



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Friendship, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 6
Completed:Yes
Word count: 9960
Read Count: 13075
Published: May 26 2016
Updated: June 05 2016


Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

We get out of this alive, I'm fucking you into a coma," he whispered

.    Hands down the best pick up line ever!!!!

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Date: May 27 2016

Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

This was......I should start calling you mama.....you give me life!!!!!

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Date: June 05 2016

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[Reviews - 35]
Summary:

Having a crush on your friend's older brother can be awkard when you're a teen but what about as a grown woman?



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Dark Fic
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 6750
Read Count: 4026
Published: April 21 2020
Updated: July 09 2020


Title: HER FRIEND'S OLDER BROTHER

HELLO!!!

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Date: May 16 2020

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 33]
Summary:

A quiet shy university student has a secret. It’s one that he has no control over or no recollection of. 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Mystery, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 3185
Read Count: 2053
Published: May 06 2020
Updated: May 06 2020


Title: Chapter 1: introduction.

Keeeeeeppp!!!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 08 2020

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.