That can only mean one thing...

I have no idea why I am issuing this chanllenge. Maybe because a special someone got the song in my head <3. Or it might be because of the hilarious memes I've been seeing on youtube. Anywho, this challenge is real simple.
Write something that relates to the lyrics of this song somehow. It can be fiction, nonfiction, a poem, or fanfiction. It can be short or long, mature or g rated. It's up to you! Just base the story off the lyrics :)