Summary:

"Never judge a book by its cover"

Sasha McPherson, 31 year old real estate agent has a dream.  A dream deeply rooted in the American Dream.  She wants to be a million dollar listing agent at Blitz Realty and make partner.  She's beautiful, charming, and with an otherwise open heart.

Pavlov Patrenko, 28 year old temporary resident from the Ukraine also has a dream.  A dream deeply rooted in the American Dream.  He wants to defect to the U.S., buy a home, and build a business in the land of the free.  But only a few things stand in his way-Sasha McPherson, her gilded suit of armor, and one huge 'f_ck off' sign spiked firmly on her forehead.

What happens when east meets west?

Surely Curves up Ahead!

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC). The original characters and plot are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC), and is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. 

Graphics by SPAC 

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 10
Completed:No
Word count: 22525
Read Count: 19049
Published: 14/08/09
Updated: 25/10/11

Summary:

Writer Mason Hendrix is currently in a heated battle with writer's block, so he decides a change of scenery might do his writing some good.  Little did he know he would find his muse in the Fender women, nor that he would discover their loves from the past and the future.

Wolfe Fender is the daughter of legendary Frontwoman, Bedouin Fender.  Adoptd by James Logan after her mother's untimely death Wolfe grew up different.  Now Mason Hendrix has come along with the chaos of the Logan/Fender family.

 Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Drugs/Drug Use, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 5993
Read Count: 3180
Published: 13/04/10
Updated: 05/10/11

Summary:

 

Broke and in debt from college, Mary Oluwanke gets a job at one of Chicago's most popular Italian resturants, Mambo Italiano. The resturant is a family buisness. And like all families this one has a great deal of problems.

Buon cibo e buona compagnia vanno di pari passo. Faccio buon cibo, così ho prendersi il merito per la buona compagnia"*

*Translation: Good food and good company go hand in hand. I make good food, so i take credit for the good company.

 

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 15
Completed:No
Word count: 23316
Read Count: 44500
Published: 02/01/10
Updated: 01/09/11

Summary:

At seventeen years old, Leah Henderson is homeless and pissed off as hell at the world. Pick pocketing is a trade she's become accustomed to and used as payment for what she thinks society owes her. However, her most recent victim is definitely no push-over or willing to let a "criminal" out of his sight until she is behind bars where she belongs.

Officer David Greenburg is a kind-hearted man with a loving temperament and wholesome family that, in his opinion, could use another addition and the young lady soaked to the bone sitting in front of him seems to be the perfect candidate. David's eighteen year old son is less than thrilled and more than happy to see her go, at least that's what he keeps telling himself.

Disclaimer/Credits: All characters and original storyline are the property of Renee Banks. I am in no way associated with the creators of any media franchise included in the story. No copyright infringement is intended. Photo found on gettyimages.com

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 6
Completed:No
Word count: 13411
Read Count: 22566
Published: 31/05/09
Updated: 22/12/10

Summary:

Love and Prejudice

A Pride and Prejudice spin off. Five years after their marriage, Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam Darcy are made the guardians of Mary Caroline Farthington, a free black woman and the  heir and adopted daughter of Lord Matthew Farthington. When Colonel Fitzwilliam returns from Louisiana, fresh on the heels of a hearty defeat in the Battle of New Orleans, he visits the Darcy's for the Christmas holidays. When the soldier and the heiress fall in love, will love be able to overcome prejudice?

Table of Contents
Categories: Books
Characters: None
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Drama, Romance
Story Status: Muse went on vacation, no idea when it will be back
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters, Racism, Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 19
Completed:No
Word count: 93045
Read Count: 100666
Published: 09/07/09
Updated: 18/12/10

Summary:

Advertising tycoon Alandra Meyer wants a child. The only problem is she doesn’t have any prospects, nor does she really want them. She’d rather cut off her left arm than rely on a man to do a damn thing for her. Men equal distractions and distractions just aren’t an option in her world. The only person she can depend to conceive the child she so desperately wants is herself…and possibly her oldest friend, Julio. However, before he agrees to be her humble donor, he has a favor of his own to ask. After a tug-of-war between the two, Alandra obliges her best friend's request. Hoping for the best but expecting the worst, she awaits said request to walk through her door that Monday morning, unbeknownst to either of them that his presence will change both of their lives forever.

Disclaimer: All characters and original storyline are the property of Renee Banks. I am in no way associated with the creators of any media franchise included in the story. No copyright infringement is intended. 

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 16062
Read Count: 20539
Published: 08/11/10
Updated: 15/12/10

Summary: Relationships change slowly, but for Jeremy Gilbert, slow just isn't going to work. Not when it comes to Bonnie Bennett.

Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Bonnie Bennett
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1104
Read Count: 3365
Published: 15/11/10
Updated: 15/11/10

Summary:

Experiencing phantom limb is nothing compared to phantom sex. She could feel his breath on her neck even though she knew he was miles away, hear him whispering the words in her ear, telling her to repeat them. She could only hope he was feeling as crazy as she looked. Writhing in her bed, messing up the sheets, labored breathing, the whole nine. She could even feel his long sweaty hair on her, tantalizing her.......now she understood the meaning of the lyrics to Blood Sugar Sex Magik.

Table of Contents
Categories: Music
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 7
Completed:No
Word count: 10740
Read Count: 5188
Published: 28/04/10
Updated: 06/08/10

Summary:

 

 

       She's always thought it strange, that she could never know the entirety of a person that was standing right in front of her. There's always a past: so many memories and decisions and forgotten happenings that she can't help but wonder if anyone can ever really know another person.

 

*The continuation of this story is highly doubtful, but the banner is so pretty, I don't want to take it down.* 

 

Awesome banner by TokenBlackGirl. 

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Erotica
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:No
Word count: 3771
Read Count: 1684
Published: 07/03/10
Updated: 07/03/10

Summary:

Dawn Austin is a geologist, living her life in Vancouver until she's offered her dream job in Iceland only days before her 30th birthday. On the eve of her birthday,her body starts to change, and with the help of a new friend, she learns that she is a creature of myth; a Valkyrie.

Dawn is then introduced to a world she never knew existed; made up of creatures and places that she'd always thought were no more than fantasy. But her biggest challenge may be learning to live with what binds her to this world - the Elfen Lord, Hinrik. 

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: Action-Adventure , Fantasy, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Character Death, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 10
Completed:No
Word count: 67135
Read Count: 8926
Published: 25/10/08
Updated: 24/08/09

Summary:

Audre Highsmith thought she had everything in her life under control.  That is until her ex boyfriend got engaged to someone else.  Now Audre's about to learn that the sweetest revenge is in throwing out the rules and following her own happiness.

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 18
Completed:No
Word count: 50934
Read Count: 114859
Published: 23/07/08
Updated: 31/05/09

Summary:

 

 

Banner by TokenBlackGirl

 

One Life to Live 

 

Evangeline Williamson is a brilliant attorney with a pragmatic approach to life and who always tried to do the right thing when it came to her clients and her job.  But it all come crashing down after her most notorious client, Todd Manning, is found guilty and later exonerated of a crime he didn’t commit. Her career and reputation gasping at death’s door, Evangeline accepts Todd’s offer to become chief counsel for Buchanan Enterprises, a company he’s recently acquired through a hostile takeover.  

The pay is substantial and the perks keep coming.  But there’s no client more demanding than Todd Manning and two years later Evangeline has had enough of living his chaotic life instead of her own. She tells him as much and gives him two weeks notice to find a replacement, forcing Todd to realize just how desperate he is to keep her in his life—not only as his attorney but as the woman who’s stolen his heart.

Table of Contents
Categories: Daytime Television, Movies, All My Children, One Life to Live, The Young and the Restless
Characters: Evangeline Williamson, Kerri Reynolds, Lily Winters
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Tangeline (One Life to Live)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Completed:Yes
Word count: 15412
Read Count: 15938
Published: 23/12/08
Updated: 14/05/09

Summary:

 

 

Would you die for someone you hardly knew? Would you kill for them? Follow the tale of Ororo and Logan, two lovers drawn together by fate. Loosely based of the story of Nancy and Hartigan in Sin City. X-Men (Ororo/Logan, Wolverine/Storm)

Table of Contents
Categories: Movies, Books
Characters: Storm/Ororo Munroe
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Action-Adventure , Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Rape, Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 6861
Read Count: 2823
Published: 22/04/09
Updated: 03/05/09

Summary:

This is his life without her.

Written for the April "New Beginnings" Challenge.  

 

Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Makemba 'Kem' Likasu
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Kem/Carter (ER)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Sexual Content
Challenges: New Beginnings
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2493
Read Count: 3107
Published: 28/04/09
Updated: 28/04/09

Summary:

A Doctor Who/Supernatural Crossover: When Dr. Martha Jones hits a rough patch in her life (her fiancée's been stepping out on her and her confidence in her job performance is waning) she calls on her best friend, The Doctor, to sprint her away, losing herself in promises of far off galaxies and fantastic new worlds. It’s a trip she’s taken before. Only this time, she’s suddenly ripped away from the TARDIS and tossed into a strange car with an even stranger (though admittedly very attractive) man at the wheel, ranting about his missing brother and evil demons. Which was all very ridiculous, because everyone knew that demons weren’t real.

Were they?

Dean Winchester was having a pretty good night for once. He and his brother Sam had killed a nasty demon in record time, and he’d been settling in for an evening of cold beer and hot women. So when his brother disappeared inside some kind of bright light, to say he was irritated would definitely an understatement. He had no idea where Sam was, or how to find him. And now he had some crazy (though very hot) British chick yaking about aliens and time machines, like that stuff was real.

It’s not, is it?

Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Dr. Martha Jones
Classification: Crossover
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Horror, Science Fiction , Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: Martha/Ten (Doctor Who)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 15
Completed:Yes
Word count: 66449
Read Count: 76949
Published: 01/07/08
Updated: 06/11/08